Another installment of “How to be annoying”:
*Whisper loudly
*Come to work sick
*Answer your mobile during meetings
*Stand over someone while they are on the phone
*Sneak up behind someone
*Leave unusual print outs on the printer
*Juggle office supplies
*Chew gum while talking on the phone
*Regularly update everyone on the current weather
*Read your emails aloud
*Leave fingerprints on the copier glass
*Whistle all day long
*Wear too much cologne/perfume
*Type loudly
*Wear bright colored clothes
*Give everyone a nickname from a TV show
*Do the sneaky walk around the office
*Peer over the cube and wait for a co-worker to look up and notice
*Type emails in uppercase and excessive punctuation
*Refer to your garbage can as your in-box
*Stick pencils to the ceiling in other people’s offices
*Throw a bouncy ball in your office
*Tell the same story over and over
*Talk to your monitor as if it was a person
*Schedule meetings at 4:00pm
*Talk loudly with your earphones on when someone comes to talk to you
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